Wanted!!

Have any of you seen these out-laws. . . I mean, in-laws? (I doubt anyone could forget them after all the years of trouble they've caused.) They skipped town a couple years back after a big shebang where they shot out the lights and crashed a wedding, leaving us all to pick up the pieces. Well, rumor has it they are coming back to town. We're sending out some advance scouts to send us warning on what to expect. We've been receiving word on their activities since they jumped the border. The stories include everything from raiding elders' homes to the Chinese music torture of young kids. Yep, folks, the word is out they even picked up a couple of partners in crime down in the south country. Don't worry tho, we'll be trackin' em. The older fella can be easily followed by his trail of power tools. His weakness is sheds. He's even been caught before but we had to let him go on a technicality. As for the the lady, watch out, she's the dangerous one. She keeps food on hand to lure folks into her trap. She may even take your children. Some of you may have experience with this. Yes, they are an elusive couple of out-laws. . .I mean in-laws, they're always hoppin' around to some job or another, but if everyone cooperates we're sure to pin them down this time. So keep your eyes and ears open, and we feel confident they will not escape us again.